May Woop 2 lay dormant in the eyes, hearts and souls of the 2 innocent young boys who created it. Now after the 2 young boys have became men. A third prophet was prophesised to impregnate the life force that is Woop. Many, many years later, when the world was run by the multi-national monstrous corporation that is Ah-Nah (who plan to wipe out the human race or some shit), There lived a revolt in the underworlds of the city. Here the legendary prophet was born in the year 690XXX. Well, he wasn't so much born, more as appeared. The two-man revolt was drawing ever closer to their demise. A plan had to be created to send the messiah back to the days when Woop reigned supreme. A time machine was built out of an old microwave, some freeon, duct tape, and five socks. The warriors then placed the chosen one in the time machine, and commenced the starting sequence (they span around really, REALLY fast). They awoke several hours later in a daze. The microwave was replaced by a smokey crater and we assumed some time travel took place. Now the Holy crusader has returned from the future, with a note explaining this story (which we are assured is accurate to the nearest Newton). Now the legends of our time, live on. May there asses be blasted all over the back of their underwear as they are joined by a 3rd prophet.