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Pretty fly for a drunk guy
Give it to me bernie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me bernie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me bernie, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a drunk guy
please do as the spanish man sez
You know it's kind of hard
Just to get a beer today
The booze isn't cold
But he drinks it anyway
He may not have a liver
And he may not have piles
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial
So don't debate, and drink up straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He wouldn't run the field, but he'd keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if he don't wake, just throw him in a lake
At least you'll know you can always have a break
The world needs drunken people
So try and drink a brand new keg
He needs some cool beer
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Carling
So he bought a Bud Ice
Now cruising in his buggy, he sees homies as he pass
But if they looks twice
he's gonna kick their sober ass
Now he's getting a tattoo
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a 'car', but they drew a nice 'rack'
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the soberest git
So don't debate, and drink up straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He wouldn't run the field, but he'd keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if he don't wake, just throw him in a lake
At least you'll know you can always have a break
The world needs drunk people
The world loves drunk people
So let's get some more drunk people
And chug that brand new drink
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The Story Behind Woop
Woop was the name given to the words you want to say, but can't describe. So in rage shout WOOP! and be happy! also we use this word when we fall off the side, on that classic computer game, "Marble Madness"!
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